Joseph's Blog: April 2008

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

This is a joke between chemistry teacher and student.

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the molecular formula of water?
*Whole class quite for a while and a person stood up*
Student: It's HIJKLMNO, teacher.
Teacher: Can you please explain?
Student: Because it's H2O!

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guys cry because:

1. Girls screw them over.

2. They just got hit in the balls.

3. They're about to die.

4. Their heart is broken.

5. Because they are true men.

GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug

him close and hold him up as he gets

over the pain of getting kicked in the

nuts. Tell him he's not going to die,

and if he's crying over a girl, hug

him && kiss him and let him know you

won't screw him over and break his

heart like the last girl did. Guys

just want to know that our girls will

be there for us to support us when we

need them and help us get our mind off

the pain of heartbreak, getting kicked

in the balls, and knowing we're

goinggg to die.

Girls cry because :

1. They're sad.

2. They're scared.

3. They're nervous.

4. They're frustrated.

5. They're missing someone.

6. They're alone.

7. They have their period.

8. They're pregnant.

9. Their heart is broken.

10. They're in love.

11. Their souls have been torn.

12. They met a boy they can't have.

13. They fell in love with a boy.

14. They hurt so bad inside.

15. They're mad.

16. Something bad happend.

17. Just because they feel like

cryinggg.

BOYS: If any girl you know is crying

and you see them, don't just stand

there and say you're sorry. Hold them

and tell them everything will be okay,

even if you have no idea what is wrong

with them, and kiss them softly, then

wipe their tears away. Girls just want

to be held and know that someone cares

about them.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Recently, my cousin (9 years old) had answered a very outstanding response towards an issue.

It's about a crocodile which runs into residential area.
The crocodile goes into a shop lot which has the gate wide opened.
It just crawl into the shop and it saw many peoples there.

And then, crocodile is afraid of the amount of people then it climb up to the second floor (through stairs of course).
Then my cousin asked, why crocodile will afraid of human instead of biting or eating human?
As the amount has already said, 1 crocodile vs. 10 humans? It's impossible to win though. xD
So, my cousin gave the response says. I see! The crocodile cannot eat all of the human there.

She did think this issue in the other way. Nowadays, brain of child is getting more and more extraordinary. Is it because of 'A's in the milk? xD

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Dogs are known as the human's friend.
Many of us have a dog as pet or a friend.

But are you taking good care of your dog?
Is the food appropriate?

Dogs are not and cannot take any chocolates as chocolate contains compound which can damage dog's nervous system. So, DO NOT EVER feed your dog chocolate.
Biscuits, bread, cake it's okay. But those food contain chocolate is not allowed neither though.
And no M&M for your dogs ever!!

Clinical Signs

Xanthines affect the nervous system, cardiovascular system and peripheral nerves. It has a diuretic effect as well. Clinical signs:

Hyper excitability
Hyper irritability
Increased heart rate
Restlessness
Increased urination
Muscle tremors
Vomiting
Diarrhea

Treatment

There is no specific antidote for this poisoning. And the half life of the toxin is 17.5 hours in dogs. Induce vomiting in the first 1-2 hours if the quantity is unknown. Administering activated charcoal may inhibit absorption of the toxin. An anticonvulsant might be indicated if neurological signs are present and needs to be controlled. Oxygen therapy, intravenous medications, and fluids might be needed to protect the heart.

Milk chocolate will often cause diarrhea 12-24 hours after ingestion. This should be treated symptomatically (fluids, etc..) to prevent dehydration.

If you suspect your pet has ingested chocolate contact your Vet immediately! They can help you determine the the proper treatment for your pet.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Just minutes ago, I saw the announcement on e-games website.
It says something about receivership. I don't really understand it but I know it's something to do with backcruptcy.

Ran Online, O2Jam and Supreme Destiny will be termininated?

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Piano is one of my favourite music instrument.
It's easy to play as you can listen to the sound just by pressing any key.
Unlike other music instrument such as trumpet etc. You can't make sound from that kind of music instrument easily.

I prefer to play classical songs on piano than modern songs.
But I believe classical songs is harder to play because it's about playing the whole songs as classical songs contains no lyrics and voice. And for modern songs, piano is just the accompany or background music.

The songs I know how to play (a bit).
Canon In D, Variation of Kanon (George Winston). I'm a canon fans! lolz

Do you know the Jay chou's movie called Secret?
In the movie, there is many soundtracks that attracts me.
So, I go and search the piano score on the Web.

I know how to play the 1st and 2nd song from the video. =P
But it's very messy and how to say? I also don't know. xD
And the time travelling secret, that's my favourite!!

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Instead of writing nonsence, I've decided to put on some fact and info into my blog.

World Wide Web a.k.a. WWW

The World Wide Web (commonly shortened to the Web) is a system of interlinked hypertext documents accessed via the Internet. With a Web browser, a user views Web pages that may contain text, images, videos, and other multimedia and navigates between them using hyperlinks. The World Wide Web was created in 1989 by Sir Tim Berners-Lee, working at CERN in Geneva, Switzerland. Since then, Berners-Lee has played an active role in guiding the development of Web standards (such as the markup languages in which Web pages are composed), and in recent evangelist for the project.

How the Web works

Viewing a Web page on the World Wide Web normally begins either by typing the URL of the page into a Web browser, or by following a hyperlink to that page or resource. The Web browser then initiates a series of communication messages, behind the scenes, in order to fetch and display it.

First, the server-name portion of the URL is resolved into an IP address using the global, distributed Internet database known as the domain name systen a.k.a. DNS. This IP address is necessary to contact and send data packets to the Web server.

The browser then requests the resource by sending an HTTP request to the Web server at that particular address. In the case of a typical Web page, the HTML text of the page is requested first and parsed immediately by the Web browser, which will then make additional requests for images and any other files that form a part of the page. Statistics measuring a website's popularity are usually based on the number of 'page views' or associated server 'hits', or file requests, which take place.

Having received the required files from the Web server, the browser then renders the page onto the screen as specified by its HTML, CSS, and other Web languages. Any images and other resources are incorporated to produce the on-screen Web page that the user sees.

Most Web pages will themselves contain hyperlinks to other related pages and perhaps to downloads, source documents, definition and other Web resources. Such a collection of useful, related resources, interconnected via hypertext links, is what was dubbed a "web" of information.

I know many people does know this basic knowledge of the Web.
There maybe someone who knows how to operate but doesn't know how it works.
Just a bit of info making you understanding the system you're using right now.

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I just started blogging recently. And I feel it not bad to fill my time. xD

Just write anything you want! But my mind seems to be blank always.
Anyway, blogging maybe is a type of exercise to improve your english. I guess? If you write all with proper english. xD

Hmm... I think my hobby will add one more thing. Blogging. lolz
What makes me start blogging?
I'm not sure, maybe I'm just too boring and instead of AFKing in front of PC why not write something?

Maybe what I write is just crap, but at least you did something instead of letting radiation of monitor being pass through your brain for nothing. @@

Looks like my blog is kinda... short, ya ! xD
As I said, my brain seems to be blank always. If I can write something here, looks like my brain is not blank always but it's blank sometimes. >o<

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Gaming! Yay~ I love it...
Recently, always stayed at home and I have nothing to do except sitting in front of the PC.

What will I do by sitting in front of the PC whole day!?
Gaming? AFKing? Chatting? Blogging?
I think all of them, since I've been sitting in front of the PC WHOLE DAY... xD

Hmm... Playing games is part of my hobby.
What game am I playing?

Command & Conquer Generals Zero Hour with my best friend versus Hard Enemy @-@
Defend of the Ancient? AI+ is quite hard to beat also >_<

I also played O2Jam... ^_^

FCed Waltz of Puppy HX? lolz
This song is like playing a piano on the keyboard.

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Yay~! My first blog. Even I have created other blog in the pass, but I didn't write proper content in it. Lolz..

Now I'm gonna start new blog and write real content! xD
Hope you all can support me. =P

First, going to introduce myself.

Name: Joseph Ting Yue Sheng
Gaming Nick: smilvy
Age: 17+
Birthday: 11 Sept 1990 ( Noticed something? )
Blood Group: O+
Born In: KL, Malaysia
Hobby: Operating computer, playing games, chatting, watch movie, play piano.
Language: English, Mandarin, Malay
Best Friend: Sean~

My Favourites

Food: Don't know wor.. =P
Colour: White, Blue, Purple
Animal: Dogs
Music: Full of feelings
Movie: Sci-Fi, Action... hmm whatelse?
Drinks: Mineral water xD

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